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Post by guitarfatality 6/21/2011, 11:00 am

Minecraft username:notch

Real name (recommended):crotch

Age:19

Location:straight outta dublin!

How long have you been playing on THIS server?:2 months

How often do you plan on being on THIS server?:every day

Name any Admins or Mods who would vouch for you:kingnothing_01, m_park21, dtfgator would all vouch

Why do you deserve Guide status? What sets you apart from the other players and would make you a good part of the staff?: im so epic that my epicness radiates
around me raising the overall epicness level in the immediate area to a whole new level of epicness never seen before by mortal men, pretty fucking epic.
im also a big fan of squares and cubes in general so minecraft fuels my shape addiction, which is also epic.
i build machines that build other machines, i know right, epic.
i over use the word epic, pretty fucking epic in its own right.
i beat the water temple, <---beyond epic right here
im immune to pictures of cats and sinks, because we are equally epic.
i can count to 10 in five languages; english, irish, spanish, japanese and epic.
i steal from the rich and give to myself, i also steal from the poor.
im an antidisestablishmentarianist, but the other way around.
i own the only mustard tiger in existence; whole new level of epicness.
i can rhyme the words orange, silver and gorilla, in fact anyword, except epic.
im so underground i was a hipster before it was hip.
im so emo i tried to make my mother have an abortion with me.
im so phresh im phail.
you cant spell setanta1810 without etanta1810, alot of people do not know this.
i can sense danger, after i create it.
i spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.
my spidey sense is always tingling, but they say its parkinsons.
i bring large bags of oregano on holidays with me to make some new tsa friends.
i can in fact go fuck myself.
i told Hitler to do it...so he grew the moustache.
i stopped wearing fur coats and started wearing chuck norris.
i dont always smoke weed, but when i do its every day.
i gave a child with no arms or legs cancer for christmas, it was the best horoscope he ever read... until it spread to his lungs and killed him.
i love children... medium rare.
when jesus first died i said inb4 ressurection. thats how the internet was born.
i went to the black market, they said no whites aloud, so i got a tin of paint and killed them with it in a way so epic my left arm is going numb just think about it.
epic heart attack.
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Post by dtfgator 6/21/2011, 11:11 am

wut.

+1 for making me lol.
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Post by MarviNacho 6/21/2011, 11:38 am

What.


I gotta say, best app ever.
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Post by BroadStreetBully 6/21/2011, 12:06 pm

That was arguably one of the funniest things I've ever read on these forums. By the way, would you happen to smoke crack?

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Post by ExtraSauce 6/21/2011, 12:39 pm

Look at his Avatar...

MARIJUANA MAN
RIARIARIARIARIA
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Post by cloudkesh 6/21/2011, 12:40 pm

guitarfatality wrote:i beat the water temple, <---beyond epic right here
.

This....
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Post by Kevo235 6/21/2011, 2:49 pm

cloudkesh wrote:This....

Is SPARTA!!!!!!

epic guide at your service Sparta
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Post by cloudkesh 6/21/2011, 2:58 pm

Kevo235 wrote:
cloudkesh wrote:This....

Is SPARTA!!!!!!

epic guide at your service Sparta


Well Fuck! *Kicked into the Pit* I REGRET EVERYTHING!!
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Post by guitarfatality 6/21/2011, 4:52 pm

BroadStreetBully wrote:That was arguably one of the funniest things I've ever read on these forums. By the way, would you happen to smoke crack?
i dont always smoke crack, but when i do.. its every day
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Post by Adirem 6/21/2011, 7:12 pm

you, my friend, deserve the internet
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