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Post by HeyImLivvy on 10/31/2018, 10:58 pm

When you sleep, half of a day is used up. So when you say you wasted "half" of your day on something stupid, you really wasted 3/4 of your day on something stupid.
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Post by merdauk on 11/1/2018, 12:13 am

If you were adopted, then you were technically never born.
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Post by 4emersons on 11/1/2018, 12:35 am

During an earthquake, coffins become maracas.

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Post by Mattoosie62 on 11/1/2018, 6:47 pm

Your birthday is the day you where born
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Post by Dorken on 11/1/2018, 9:13 pm

Your tongue is resting uncomfortably in your mouth.
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Post by Just_Wanna_Vouch_For_Lina on 11/4/2018, 12:00 am

merdauk wrote:If you were adopted, then you were technically never born.

...Ya know, not even wrong

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Post by mooselbell on 11/10/2018, 12:46 am

We have fingertips and no toe tips, yet we can tiptoe around but not tip finger
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Post by HeyImLivvy on 11/24/2018, 10:34 am

*quick think of something funny to bump up this post* birds are cows and ducks say jababooga
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Post by Mr.Zombie26 on 11/28/2018, 9:53 am

To a crab is a fish swimming or flying?
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Post by 2iguys on 11/28/2018, 11:17 am

bananas don't know that you are eating them, but pineapples do.

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Post by 2iguys on 11/28/2018, 11:23 am

also, why isn't "gold miner" called "Gold Digger"  P face

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