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Post by Kevo235 on 9/3/2012, 11:33 pm

The product of Kevo235's mind. [EDIT] Tiny bit of help from Valve... maybe.


[Meet the Sniper]
Staff's a good job mate. Easy work, teleports, I guarentee you'll never get bored, 'cause at the end of the day, 'long as there's two people left on the server, someone's gonna want someone banned. Pa- Pax, i'm not an bancrazy i'm banning griefers.. Well the difference being one is a staff and the other's is just abusive! I'll be honest with you.. the griefers do not care for it. I think he found diamonds... YES, YES HE DID. Feelings? Look mate, know what has a lot of feelings? Blokes who grief the server with a shovel. Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to ban everyone you meet. Pa- Pax, put- PUT MAD ON THE PHONE!
[Meet the Soldier]
IF BANNING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY THEN YOU MUST BAN!

... ARILEY92 SAID THAT! AND I'D SAY THAT HE KNOWS A LIITTTLLE MORE ABOUT STAFFING THAN YOU DO PAL BECAUSE.. HE INVENTED IT! AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE CONSOLE! THEN HE USED HIS DONATION MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY UPGRADE ON EARTH.. AND THEN HE PUT THEM ALL INTO THE SERVER AND THEN HE CRASHED THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE! AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD ANY TIME A BUNCH OF UPGRADES ARE TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE IT'S CALLED OASIS!

UNLESS IT'S A STORE!
[Meet the Demoman]
What makes me a good Staff Member? IF I WERE A BAD STAFF MEMBER I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE, DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I? One wrong command, one failure at worldedit and KABLOOEH.. I'm a disposable banning machine... they got more *************'s then they got the likes o' me.... SO!! You fine dandies so prouuud so cock sure PRANCIN' ABOOT WITH YOUR INVENTORIES FULL O' TNT! Come and place it, I say.. I'LL BE WAITIN' ON YA WITH A WITH A BAN! I'M A GRIM BLOODEH MOD WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODEH BAN THREAD. Oh, they're going to have to deny that ban appeal.. FOREVER!
[Meet the Scout]
Uhhm, I-I don't even know where to start with you... I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? Do you have any idea- any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a staff member. Oh man that's bannable.. You listening? Okay. Creepers explode, Squids fly, Griefers grief and bruddah', I ban people. I'm a force o' nature. If you was from where I was from, you'd be f*ckin' banned. WOOOH!
[Meet the Engineer]
Hey look buddy, I'm a mod. That means I solve 'problems'. Not problems like 'can i have op' because that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of planetminecraft... I solve practical problems... for instance.. How am I gonna stop some big mother-hubber from tearing houses into structures that look like my behind? The answer? Use the logic. And if that don't work, use more logic. For instance, these rules, designed by staff enforced by staff and you best hope: not broken by you.
[Meet the Heavy]
I am griefer banning guy. And this */ban* is my weapon. She takes 2 seconds to type and bans up to 200 griefers per minute. It costs $400,000 dollars to run Oasis griefer free.. for twelve seconds. Oh my god, who griefed Oasis? WHO GRIEFED MY SERVER?! Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybeh..... Maybeh....... i've yet to meet one that can outsmart /ban. WAAHH OWAAAHHH!!!! MUAHAHAHA CRY SOME MOAR! ...heh.. cry some moar...


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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by InitialBN on 9/3/2012, 11:40 pm

u wot m8

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by BroadStreetBully on 9/3/2012, 11:42 pm

Kevo235 wrote:Tiny bit of help from Valve... maybe.

It's confirmed.


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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by Kevo235 on 9/4/2012, 12:35 am

It costs $400,000 to develop HL3... for 12 seconds.

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by Linkinparkey on 9/4/2012, 1:14 am

The Scout +
The Demoman +
The Medic +
The Spy +
The Heavy =
The Guide


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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by aghastamok on 9/4/2012, 2:23 am

I had the hardest time reading this.

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by Krazo on 9/4/2012, 2:26 am

I've read it all and I still don't get it.

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by Linkinparkey on 9/4/2012, 6:32 am

bmxfloris wrote:I've read it all and I still don't get it.

Meet the "X" is a series of videos from TF2, where each class presents himself and his profession. Each class has their own personality, which Kevo has tried to copy in his presentation of the Guide


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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by commander_chair on 9/4/2012, 7:23 am

were you like trying to rap or something? or just extremely drunk? This is very hard to read.

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by madscientist032 on 9/4/2012, 8:32 am

BroadStreetBully wrote:
Kevo235 wrote:Tiny bit of help from Valve... maybe.

It's confirmed.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by Zwall99 on 9/4/2012, 8:48 am

Half Life 3 is confirmed? Gah. Seriously Valve. Focus on Left 4 Dead 3.

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by InitialBN on 9/4/2012, 9:04 am

Zwall99 wrote:Half Life 3 is confirmed? Gah. Seriously Valve. Focus on Left 4 Dead 3.

lolno

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by MarcoTheGod on 9/4/2012, 10:20 am

commander_chair wrote: This is very hard to read.

especially for me. ^^



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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by Kevo235 on 9/4/2012, 11:05 am

MarcoTheGod wrote:
commander_chair wrote: This is very hard to read.

especially for me. ^^



Some people found it hard to read and not funny. I added links to the videos that have been totally ripped off.

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by MarcoTheGod on 9/4/2012, 11:32 am

Kevo235 wrote:
MarcoTheGod wrote:
commander_chair wrote: This is very hard to read.

especially for me. ^^



Some people found it hard to read and not funny. I added links to the videos that have been totally ripped off.

it's now easier. lol.

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by aghastamok on 9/4/2012, 4:00 pm

Haha now I understand. Shesh Kevo you had me all worried we were gonna have to 'put you down'

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by ExtraSauce on 9/5/2012, 11:36 am

madscientist032 wrote:
BroadStreetBully wrote:
Kevo235 wrote:Tiny bit of help from Valve... maybe.

It's confirmed.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????

Lies.

But Black Mesa Source comes on September 14th! All hail Valve.

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Post by Revilo410 on 9/5/2012, 12:39 pm

[Meet the possibly most confusing post ever]

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by Kevo235 on 9/5/2012, 2:09 pm

I added links and you still don't get it? o.o

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Post by Revilo410 on 9/5/2012, 2:22 pm

*Face Palm*

Didnt notice the links xD

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by ChaosTheoryJRH on 9/5/2012, 4:45 pm

ediuG eht teeM.

tigeL smeeS.

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Post by Krazo on 9/5/2012, 4:53 pm

ChaosTheoryJRH wrote:ediuG eht teeM.

tigeL smeeS.

You dont say?

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Re: Meet the Staff.

Post by Kevo235 on 9/5/2012, 6:46 pm

˙sǝǝɯs lǝƃıʇ
˙ɯǝǝʇ ʇɥǝ ƃnıpǝ

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Post by Kevo235 on 4/24/2013, 11:04 pm



Deal with it.

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Post by ExtraSauce on 4/25/2013, 2:42 pm

Kevo235 wrote:

Deal with it.

If my senses are correct that's you digging this topic back to life, right?

I once had a car named Andrea.

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