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How to annoy staff

Post by jandavey on 11/27/2014, 9:42 pm

If you seriously plan to annoy staff, please follow ALL these instructions.
Note: this sarcastic post may or may not lead to the damage of your keyboard, computer, mouse or other property. The totalitarian leaf governmint is not responsible for damage to your Walmart products.

Spamming

Step #1: To spam in chat and annoy staff, first unplug your keyboard. This will make even more dramatic spam. 

Step #2: place a small flat screwdriver under any key on the keyboard used to spam and pull up. This will pull the letter out so that now pressing random keys are now even easier as you don't know what you're pressing! 

Step #3: start keyboard smashing, but use a hammer so that the effects are more dramatic! If nothing shows up on the screen, just hit harder. Don't worry if you see wires or broken pieces, this just means you're almost there.

Caps lock abuse

Step #1: For this step you can keep the keyboard plugged in. First, you must get out a pair of pliers and or a flat screwdriver.

Step #2: Pull at the caps lock key until the button comes off, butt make sure caps lock is off before you do this. If there is a little button thing below it, pull that out too.

Step #3: do the same steps 1 & 2 to the shift key.

Step #4: Now whatever you type out will show up in caps to everyone but you! It's like permanent caps lock! If you need to type a bunch of random weird letters and numbers, please do this with the spamming technique. It will work great!

Insults

Step #1: take every letter you were going to use to insult people or staff with out of the keyboard. This is so you can arrange your insult in real life.

Step #2: arrange the letters.

Step #3: lie on your side.

Step #4: on your behind, feel until there is an opening. Shove every letter in order in there as far as you can get them in there. The letters will instantly transfer to the server in the form of a 14 line sonnet ending with a heroic couplet. Others will see this but you won't.

   For people without an intent to do any of these things:

Recommend these steps to all people with an intent to do these things!


Last edited by jandavey on 11/28/2014, 1:31 am; edited 4 times in total (Reason for editing : ninja editing skills)

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Re: How to annoy staff

Post by MegaScary2 on 11/27/2014, 10:08 pm

VOUCH

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Re: How to annoy staff

Post by Zaba2810 on 11/27/2014, 11:35 pm

This is bootiful xD


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Re: How to annoy staff

Post by 4emersons on 11/28/2014, 12:12 am


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Re: How to annoy staff

Post by Birdiebug02 on 11/28/2014, 12:42 am

This is beautiful. 11/10 ;w;

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Re: How to annoy staff

Post by AppleInYourFace on 11/28/2014, 12:57 am

Perfect thank you for this. I intend to link this to many people. ^-^

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Re: How to annoy staff

Post by Fithboy on 11/28/2014, 2:12 am

Can someone sticky this please?

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Post by retkojy on 11/28/2014, 9:02 am

hahaha I will definitely use these muahahaha

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Re: How to annoy staff

Post by NostrumDomus on 11/28/2014, 11:24 am

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Post by Zwall99 on 11/28/2014, 1:19 pm


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Post by Xhoblophone on 11/28/2014, 4:17 pm


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Re: How to annoy staff

Post by Shnoork on 11/28/2014, 6:15 pm

Retweet. Top notch advice. Would recommend.

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Post by Mity on 11/29/2014, 6:21 pm


A big Thumbs up. Perfect steps and information! This is brilliant for all who wants to piss off staff.

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Post by Paxination on 11/29/2014, 8:05 pm


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Re: How to annoy staff

Post by Grimtongue on 11/29/2014, 10:05 pm

11/10 would recommend this guide to all spammers

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