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Post by FerociousFeline on 10/4/2014, 11:02 pm

I just cant express how happy i am to be apart of this community :'3 truthfully  i needed that laugh. I shared this thread with a few of my friends because due to recent events im personally going through, truthfully i've been quite blue but now im feeling quite renewed. I love you guys so much, i can always count on you bunch to pull me out of a rut. I appreciate all of the positive energy and i treasure that one memory. The day i joined oasis, out of all places, im so happy i landed here. 
(my attempt but yea i love ya guys ;w; this made my day <3 ) 

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by shadeyghost on 10/5/2014, 12:36 am

Fithboy wrote:
Gweedo358 wrote:Will the real slim shady please stand up


***Drops Mic***

Where's shadeyghost when you need him?
AM SOZ, havent been checking forums lately .-., that and i can't rap for crap, so ima get off the track, and leave a place for the space-bound


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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by NostrumDomus on 10/5/2014, 7:24 am

shadeyghost wrote:
Fithboy wrote:
Gweedo358 wrote:Will the real slim shady please stand up


***Drops Mic***

Where's shadeyghost when you need him?
AM SOZ, havent been checking forums lately .-., that and i can't rap for crap, so ima get off the track, and leave a place for the space-bound
You sure about that? :3

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Xhoblophone on 10/5/2014, 1:52 pm

door-hinge kinda rhymes with orange.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by LordTomenon on 10/5/2014, 6:21 pm

Your puns are hilarious,
But your rhymes are plain lame.
Watch out and move over,
I'm now in the game.
I'm the Lord of the Raccoons,
And King of Rhymes.
You better buckle up,
This coaster's in 'Climb'.

You will be Bashed and Bruised,
Broken and Bleeding,
When I'm through with you,
You'll be beaten and weeping.
You've joined the Big Leagues now,
You're playing a dangerous game.
So pick up your cutting knives,
Fight for your name.
This is no longer a kitchen,
You're now longer peeling oranges.
Fail to play along,
And you'll be door-hinges.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by 4emersons on 10/6/2014, 12:03 am


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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Guest on 10/6/2014, 3:23 am

Xhoblophone wrote:door-hinge kinda rhymes with orange.

Sporange

Mín work here is Donne
*flies into the clouds*

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Xhoblophone on 10/8/2014, 7:02 pm


This is no longer a kitchen,
You're now longer peeling oranges.
Fail to play along,
And you'll be door-hinges.
Ok mate, move on over,
My subpar rhymes are not far from Port Dover.
You might have wiped the floor with your own rhymes,
But I'm about to bust your rapper ass for your crimes
You started out all straight and true,
But within minutes you'd gone from pro to foo'
But you I do not pity
Cause your rhymes, they ain't even witty
Cause the entertainment division of the 69th regiment,
We coming to bust your ass for the COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!!!!

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by IHasADerp on 10/8/2014, 7:39 pm

haha yeah poems Smile Sad Surprised Shocked Cool Laughing Mad P face Embarassed Crying or Very sad Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Exclamation Idea Arrow Neutral What a Face Suspect No @ I love you cyclops clown pirat pirat pale rabbit alien affraid albino albino drunken king scratch rendeer drunken bom cherry

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by LordTomenon on 10/8/2014, 9:46 pm

"Pro to Foo'", huh?
You'er the fool, bruh.
I'm standing MY ground, will you stand yours?
You didn't copyright any rhymes
On hinges for doors.
What crimes you gonna bust for?
The only crime is folk lore.
My rhymes are the witty ones,
Yours are crap.
Come back with more rhymes,
More rhymes that aren't scrap.
I'll give you the spotlight now,
Will you back down?
Ohwaitthatsright,
You don't know rhyme know-how,
No-way no-how,
You just ain't got the gift now.
Have I blown your mind yet?
No need to lie.
Little tip from Vet to Vet,
Don't continue to try
You'll try to counter this
And you'll end up failing
So get down from the stage
Or it's me you'll be hailing.

^^
What was that, composed in 2 minutes? 3 max?
Don't try calling hacks,
I can counter that by calling up Pax.
Who will he side for?
I can't tell.
That's his to decide,
Not mine. Lel.

gtgnow that last one was bad xD

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Xhoblophone on 10/8/2014, 10:26 pm


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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Birdiebug02 on 10/9/2014, 11:09 am

so this went from puns..... to a rap battle.... seems legit

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by 4emersons on 10/9/2014, 11:54 am

You're rhymes are so whack you wish you could turn time back,
Yeah you, put your face in a sack,
'Cuz when I come in, all you gon' do is quack,
You aint got the guts to attack,
Just sit there, watching from the stands,
Starin' at my track,
Pickin' with your hands,
At your dental plaque,
Oh, you watch battle of the bands?
That's cute, but I'm the one out here makin' all the fans,
How long you gunna be sittin' in the stands?
Wipin' yo butt with failed plans,
Call me when you wanna make some jams,
Until then, I'' see you in the nether lands.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by LordTomenon on 10/9/2014, 1:26 pm

Um, Okay
You want to play?
I can take you on any day.
Bring it on, I say.
You don't have anything on me
Just yet.
Try again another day,
But you won't win, I bet.
I guarantee a fight,
I'll throw in all my might.
Just you wait and see
What you think of me
When I'm through with thee.
Get ready to be
Terribly beaten up by me
'Cause I can go all day long
Singin' my little song
Then I'll turn time back
So you can sing along.
You ready for this?
I am.
I'm in a bliss
Happy to rap
And now I'm done with this
I've run my lap...

Get ready to run your's, because I'm just getting started X)

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by madscientist032 on 10/9/2014, 1:39 pm

Can we bring this back to a pun thread? as much as I like seeing all the creativity flying around I would appreciate it if this thread stayed on topic before it gets out of hand and subsequently locked.

We wouldn't want any... unforeseen consequences... would we?

Thanks.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Xhoblophone on 10/9/2014, 5:03 pm

Of coarse not mad, we've all bean down that rocky road before.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Xhoblophone on 10/9/2014, 5:10 pm

I'd also like to point out, that Taccy's signature is amazing with this thread.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Guest on 10/9/2014, 10:12 pm

I found this in my newsfeed just now

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by 4emersons on 10/9/2014, 11:52 pm

I have a *few* punny pics that I shall share with y'all! Spoiler because it is rather *short*.

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Let's take this moment to pause for cuteness.

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I Goat This

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And finally...

POTATO

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by NostrumDomus on 10/10/2014, 2:55 pm

Chopped wood today. Got board and and move on. >.>

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by NostrumDomus on 10/11/2014, 6:54 pm

Taccy. I dont' know if you'll see this or even care, but I need to say this. It's been bugging me way too much. 

If I offended you or upset you? I want to sincerely apologize. This was not the intention and I feel I may have. I know It's a couple weeks too late, but I didn't know and it bothered me way too much. I never wanted to offend you, I never wanted to upset you and I was afraid I would. I am sincerely and deeply sorry. It was never the intent. I only hope if you read this, you'll forgive me and if not I understand. Even if you weren't offended or upset I still need to say this. I have to. 

Taccy, I'm sorry. I really and truly am.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Paxination on 1/19/2015, 2:38 pm

THIS MUST CONTINUE!

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Heisenberg on 1/19/2015, 3:16 pm

The nation has spoken!

Congrats on staff Nos, you're no longer punier, although there's now proof you are my junior. You entered the game I've been winning for years, I've outlasted and outpunned all my moderator peers. For a staff is useless without a wielder, and trust me when I say I will not yield, sir. You may have joined my league, but I'm a legend. I've been here for years and I haven't lessened. I'm an old dinosaur call me Moderaptor, but I've evolved; call me Modadaptor. Best Guard your World before I Edit (They were Mod puns, I'll doubt you'll get it).

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by LordTomenon on 1/19/2015, 7:48 pm

Taccy wrote:I'm an old dinosaur call me Moderaptor, but I've evolved; call me Modadaptor. Best Guard your World before I Edit (They were Mod puns, I'll doubt you'll get it).
...
I think this wins you the internet

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Fithboy on 1/20/2015, 2:25 am

He's looking for rhymes and don't forget it, my puns have reached the top of reddit. Taccy got tacky and Nos has gone whacky, they can't rap as well as my aunt Jackie. Now let's make this clear, neither of you appear to even come near my political sphere. Compared to me you're just second gear. I'm like a chandelier,  hanging over you my peers, some call me the rap engineer. I'm just trusted plus, I don't make a fuss, but now I've got to catch the school bus. I'll be back soon, sorry to burst your balloon, but flows from the top is my tycoon

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