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Post by Heisenberg on 10/3/2014, 2:51 pm

Dementia_bourne wrote:So to everyone that knows my weird Oasis schedule well... its about to change!!!! Today i start my job at domino's pizza! so you guys will start seeing a little less of me, but im still going to be on at night! count on it!

Try to come on, Oasis will miss seeing a pizza you every day.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by NostrumDomus on 10/3/2014, 2:52 pm

Taccy wrote:
Dementia_bourne wrote:So to everyone that knows my weird Oasis schedule well... its about to change!!!! Today i start my job at domino's pizza! so you guys will start seeing a little less of me, but im still going to be on at night! count on it!

Try to come on, Oasis will miss seeing a pizza you every day.

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞
Come on Taccy...that post was as about as "crusty" as they come.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Heisenberg on 10/3/2014, 2:56 pm

NostrumDomus wrote:
Taccy wrote:
Dementia_bourne wrote:So to everyone that knows my weird Oasis schedule well... its about to change!!!! Today i start my job at domino's pizza! so you guys will start seeing a little less of me, but im still going to be on at night! count on it!

Try to come on, Oasis will miss seeing a pizza you every day.

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞
Come on Taccy...that post was as about as "crusty" as they come.

You wanna pizza me m8? Yeah that's what I thought you big chicken, you shouldn't stand a chance if I went full ham on you. Don't insult my cheesy puns, your humour will never ketchup to mine.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by NostrumDomus on 10/3/2014, 3:00 pm

Taccy wrote:
NostrumDomus wrote:
Taccy wrote:
Dementia_bourne wrote:So to everyone that knows my weird Oasis schedule well... its about to change!!!! Today i start my job at domino's pizza! so you guys will start seeing a little less of me, but im still going to be on at night! count on it!

Try to come on, Oasis will miss seeing a pizza you every day.

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞
Come on Taccy...that post was as about as "crusty" as they come.

You wanna pizza me m8? Yeah that's what I thought you big chicken, you shouldn't stand a chance if I went full ham on you. Don't insult my cheesy puns, your humour will never ketchup to mine.
I've halibut enough of your ego. You think you're full of class, yet all your puns are nothin' but a big ole can of cheese whiz. Ya see? Ima cheese-it your a cheese been. Grate up to my level brah, and quit porkin' up the facade you've made for yourself. You don't know how fishy your puns are, cause you're already hooked on mine. XD

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Heisenberg on 10/3/2014, 3:05 pm

NostrumDomus wrote:
Taccy wrote:
NostrumDomus wrote:
Taccy wrote:
Dementia_bourne wrote:So to everyone that knows my weird Oasis schedule well... its about to change!!!! Today i start my job at domino's pizza! so you guys will start seeing a little less of me, but im still going to be on at night! count on it!

Try to come on, Oasis will miss seeing a pizza you every day.

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞
Come on Taccy...that post was as about as "crusty" as they come.

You wanna pizza me m8? Yeah that's what I thought you big chicken, you shouldn't stand a chance if I went full ham on you. Don't insult my cheesy puns, your humour will never ketchup to mine.

I've halibut enough of your ego. You think you're full of class, yet all your puns are nothin' but a big ole can of cheese whiz. Ya see? Ima cheese-it your a cheese been. Grate up to my level brah, and quit porkin' up the facade you've made for yourself. You don't know how fishy your puns are, cause you're already hooked on mine. XD

I'm not even going to waste my thyme making up more puns to grill you with. Everyone knows my puns are topping yours, you're no where near my calzone so don't even dream of trying to thai with my wits. You just got beef that you're burnt, so I suggest getting some ice before raising the steaks higher.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by NostrumDomus on 10/3/2014, 3:13 pm

Taccy wrote:
NostrumDomus wrote:
Taccy wrote:
NostrumDomus wrote:
Taccy wrote:
Dementia_bourne wrote:So to everyone that knows my weird Oasis schedule well... its about to change!!!! Today i start my job at domino's pizza! so you guys will start seeing a little less of me, but im still going to be on at night! count on it!

Try to come on, Oasis will miss seeing a pizza you every day.

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞
Come on Taccy...that post was as about as "crusty" as they come.

You wanna pizza me m8? Yeah that's what I thought you big chicken, you shouldn't stand a chance if I went full ham on you. Don't insult my cheesy puns, your humour will never ketchup to mine.

I've halibut enough of your ego. You think you're full of class, yet all your puns are nothin' but a big ole can of cheese whiz. Ya see? Ima cheese-it your a cheese been. Grate up to my level brah, and quit porkin' up the facade you've made for yourself. You don't know how fishy your puns are, cause you're already hooked on mine. XD

I'm not even going to waste my thyme making up more puns to grill you with. Everyone knows my puns are topping yours, you're no where near my calzone so don't even dream of trying to thai with my wits. You just got beef that you're burnt, so I suggest getting some ice before raising the steaks higher.
Thyme Rhymes with ryhme but you can't nickel up anything better so you need to pax away your things away because you finally found someone who can rice against you and pan out what you fry up in your tiny little pun filled mind. Did I mean filled? I mean frilled so frilly and foiled the pots boilin' over! You dont' know what you started! I'm Ice! Dicing up up the compition rolling them sixes while you're fishin' for a dishing- well you found it, like your ice creamed and whirled? Or hard and cubed cause raising the steaks? Gnaw. I'm raisin.

(Don't ban me XD)

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Heisenberg on 10/3/2014, 3:37 pm

NostrumDomus wrote:
Thyme Rhymes with ryhme but you can't nickel up anything better so you need to pax away your things away because you finally found someone who can rice against you and pan out what you fry up in your tiny little pun filled mind. Did I mean filled? I mean frilled so frilly and foiled the pots boilin' over! You dont' know what you started! I'm Ice! Dicing up up the compition rolling them sixes while you're fishin' for a dishing- well you found it, like your ice creamed and whirled? Or hard and cubed cause raising the steaks? Gnaw. I'm raisin.

From pun to rap? You went from bad to crap. I have a whole platter of wordplay if this is how you wanna play, you'll be whipped like soufflé by the end of this day. Everyone knows I'm ahead, you'll be skewered instead, so lets put this to bed while my appetite's fed. Overcook this debate if you want more on your plate, but for now I will wait until you're hooked on my bait.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by NostrumDomus on 10/3/2014, 3:51 pm

Taccy wrote:
NostrumDomus wrote:
Thyme Rhymes with ryhme but you can't nickel up anything better so you need to pax away your things away because you finally found someone who can rice against you and pan out what you fry up in your tiny little pun filled mind. Did I mean filled? I mean frilled so frilly and foiled the pots boilin' over! You dont' know what you started! I'm Ice! Dicing up up the compition rolling them sixes while you're fishin' for a dishing- well you found it, like your ice creamed and whirled? Or hard and cubed cause raising the steaks? Gnaw. I'm raisin.

From pun to rap? You went from bad to crap. I have a whole platter of wordplay if this is how you wanna play, you'll be whipped like soufflé by the end of this day. Everyone knows I'm ahead, you'll be skewered instead, so lets put this to bed while my appetite's fed. Overcook this debate if you want more on your plate, but for now I will wait until you're hooked on my bait.
 Hm, perhaps your correct rap is in bad taste so lets wrap this up or make another date. I may be late to the party but I'm not otter it yet, so let's keep a going and see if I've made a mistake. Your top of your class. The jester was nice but quit clowning around. I can agree you can drop a lot of bombs but fission for puns the joke died real bass. I may not be as skilled or linguistically minded, but when yeast comes to shove, I'm growing real fast. Don't you know that crap makes the best splat? Floundering around in this punny little pond, you're only the biggest because everyone else drowned. You think you're the best, to me you're the wurst. People say puns are a waste of their time, but at a dime a dozen I think I'll be fine. Trust me on this by the end of this line? You'll keep coming back. You're just bacon for more.

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The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Fithboy on 10/3/2014, 4:04 pm

This thread is getting out of hand, it's clear I knead to put in the stopper. Your puns are dry and your rhymes taste like copper. I'll spice up these replies and let you rot with the flies. I just hope that you can both takeaway the fact that your lyrics are raw when they need well done. Tortilla brap, I'm laying this out pancake flat, I shan't say the rest, if you wanna go at my flow you can be my guest


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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Heisenberg on 10/3/2014, 4:07 pm

NostrumDomus wrote:
Taccy wrote:
NostrumDomus wrote:
Thyme Rhymes with ryhme but you can't nickel up anything better so you need to pax away your things away because you finally found someone who can rice against you and pan out what you fry up in your tiny little pun filled mind. Did I mean filled? I mean frilled so frilly and foiled the pots boilin' over! You dont' know what you started! I'm Ice! Dicing up up the compition rolling them sixes while you're fishin' for a dishing- well you found it, like your ice creamed and whirled? Or hard and cubed cause raising the steaks? Gnaw. I'm raisin.

From pun to rap? You went from bad to crap. I have a whole platter of wordplay if this is how you wanna play, you'll be whipped like soufflé by the end of this day. Everyone knows I'm ahead, you'll be skewered instead, so lets put this to bed while my appetite's fed. Overcook this debate if you want more on your plate, but for now I will wait until you're hooked on my bait.
 Hm, perhaps your correct rap is in bad taste so lets wrap this up or make another date. I may be late to the party but I'm not otter it yet, so let's keep a going and see if I've made a mistake. Your top of your class. The jester was nice but quit clowning around. I can agree you can drop a lot of bombs but fission for puns the joke died real bass. I may not be as skilled or linguistically minded, but when yeast comes to shove, I'm growing real fast. Don't you know that crap makes the best splat? Floundering around in this punny little pond, you're only the biggest because everyone else drowned. You think you're the best, to me you're the wurst. People say puns are a waste of their time, but at a dime a dozen I think I'll be fine. Trust me on this by the end of this line? You'll keep coming back. You're just bacon for more.

You thinking I'm playing? Look at these words I'm slaying; I'm here, I'm staying so let me do my thing, with my puns baking and my words caking you in the glory of my joke, beating you like egg yolk, so try not to choke on my superior slice of this vanilla ice. I told you once, I'll tell you thrice, I've won, I'm done, you can't top my pun.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by NostrumDomus on 10/3/2014, 4:20 pm

Taccy wrote:
NostrumDomus wrote:
Taccy wrote:
NostrumDomus wrote:
Thyme Rhymes with ryhme but you can't nickel up anything better so you need to pax away your things away because you finally found someone who can rice against you and pan out what you fry up in your tiny little pun filled mind. Did I mean filled? I mean frilled so frilly and foiled the pots boilin' over! You dont' know what you started! I'm Ice! Dicing up up the compition rolling them sixes while you're fishin' for a dishing- well you found it, like your ice creamed and whirled? Or hard and cubed cause raising the steaks? Gnaw. I'm raisin.

From pun to rap? You went from bad to crap. I have a whole platter of wordplay if this is how you wanna play, you'll be whipped like soufflé by the end of this day. Everyone knows I'm ahead, you'll be skewered instead, so lets put this to bed while my appetite's fed. Overcook this debate if you want more on your plate, but for now I will wait until you're hooked on my bait.
 Hm, perhaps your correct rap is in bad taste so lets wrap this up or make another date. I may be late to the party but I'm not otter it yet, so let's keep a going and see if I've made a mistake. Your top of your class. The jester was nice but quit clowning around. I can agree you can drop a lot of bombs but fission for puns the joke died real bass. I may not be as skilled or linguistically minded, but when yeast comes to shove, I'm growing real fast. Don't you know that crap makes the best splat? Floundering around in this punny little pond, you're only the biggest because everyone else drowned. You think you're the best, to me you're the wurst. People say puns are a waste of their time, but at a dime a dozen I think I'll be fine. Trust me on this by the end of this line? You'll keep coming back. You're just bacon for more.

You thinking I'm playing? Look at these words I'm slaying; I'm here, I'm staying so let me do my thing, with my puns baking and my words caking you in the glory of my joke, beating you like egg yolk, so try not to choke on my superior slice of this vanilla ice. I told you once, I'll tell you thrice, I've won, I'm done, you can't top my pun.
Calm on little Taccy why so da fence-ive? You're slaying, I'm stayin' so quit hitting air. I can't help but wonder if glory or hole, don't you know that Kracken a pun is more than just dun? Dutch ya know when to simply just stop? your splenda ton of time on these puns but at the end of the day I'm having more fun. Brandy me like candy and I'm still delicious! Just Like Taccy Bell? By morning you're done.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by NostrumDomus on 10/3/2014, 4:25 pm

Don't take offence to this taccy please. I lava ya to death. :3

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by retkojy on 10/3/2014, 4:32 pm

im the worst at puns

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Gweedo358 on 10/3/2014, 4:44 pm

Will the real slim shady please stand up


***Drops Mic***

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Post by Fithboy on 10/3/2014, 5:24 pm

Gweedo358 wrote:Will the real slim shady please stand up


***Drops Mic***

Where's shadeyghost when you need him?

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Paxination on 10/3/2014, 5:49 pm

OH MY GOD I AM SUBSCRIBING TO THIS THREAD!!! I AM STILL ROLLING ON THE GROUND WITH LAUGHTER! I SWEAR IF YOU 2 STOP I'LL BAN YA BOTH!

Naw im kidding....but seriously, this is sweet, keep it up.

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Post by ThunderHorse on 10/3/2014, 5:54 pm

Paxination wrote:OH MY GOD I AM SUBSCRIBING TO THIS THREAD!!!  I AM STILL ROLLING ON THE GROUND WITH LAUGHTER!  I SWEAR IF YOU 2 STOP I'LL BAN YA BOTH!

Naw im kidding....but seriously, this is sweet, keep it up.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by FairyNinjaStar on 10/3/2014, 6:03 pm

Ya'll are mixing puns and food, it all sound so good, but ya'll are making me hungry now I want some food. I want to eat up your words like a chicken gourmet, so you best keep it up or you've ruined my day. 

XD

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Heisenberg on 10/3/2014, 7:20 pm

NostrumDomus wrote:Calm on little Taccy why so da fence-ive? You're slaying, I'm stayin' so quit hitting air. I can't help but wonder if glory or hole, don't you know that Kracken a pun is more than just dun? Dutch ya know when to simply just stop? your splenda ton of time on these puns but at the end of the day I'm having more fun. Brandy me like candy and I'm still delicious! Just Like Taccy Bell? By morning you're done.

Don't call it a come back, but here comes the TicTac, packed with a sack full of fresh hot lines. Can you handle my rhymes? Get with the times or get out my kitchen, cos my meals be bitchin' and they're gonna leave you twitchin' like a victim of the Michin'. But I don't need a hammer to serve up this, cos when I'm pouring this diss you know I'm not one to miss. Went from pizza topping to dropping the non-stop whopping that'll leave ya flopping like I'm Mary Poppin'. Cos I too am a quick-wit fit Brit here to serve, so I don't mean to unnerve with my selection of rhymes so fly despite my complexion. This is my resurrection, turning pizza to wine and puns to rhyme cos I'm in my prime which is a medium rare occasion, so solve the equation of X equals winner and you'll find my dinner, for you're merely a beginner, I'm the Master Chef with the iron fist, so don't resist my wrist when you're in my midst for I'll drop it like it's hot and sauté you in my pot, but the only time I'm cooking is when the DEA aren't looking get you hooking on my puns like they're made out of crystal, got you standing in the desert with your panties and a pistol. So say night night to mr. White, I'm the new kingpin and I'm cookin' my thing for I am the one who broths.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by NostrumDomus on 10/3/2014, 7:57 pm

Taccy wrote:
NostrumDomus wrote:Calm on little Taccy why so da fence-ive? You're slaying, I'm stayin' so quit hitting air. I can't help but wonder if glory or hole, don't you know that Kracken a pun is more than just dun? Dutch ya know when to simply just stop? your splenda ton of time on these puns but at the end of the day I'm having more fun. Brandy me like candy and I'm still delicious! Just Like Taccy Bell? By morning you're done.

Don't call it a come back, but here comes the TicTac, packed with a sack full of fresh hot lines. Can you handle my rhymes? Get with the times or get out my kitchen, cos my meals be bitchin' and they're gonna leave you twitchin' like a victim of the Michin'. But I don't need a hammer to serve up this, cos when I'm pouring this diss you know I'm not one to miss. Went from pizza topping to dropping the non-stop whopping that'll leave ya flopping like I'm Mary Poppin'. Cos I too am a quick-wit fit Brit here to serve, so I don't mean to unnerve with my selection of rhymes so fly despite my complexion. This is my resurrection, turning pizza to wine and puns to rhyme cos I'm in my prime which is a medium rare occasion, so solve the equation of X equals winner and you'll find my dinner, for you're merely a beginner, I'm the Master Chef with the iron fist, so don't resist my wrist when you're in my midst for I'll drop it like it's hot and sauté you in my pot, but the only time I'm cooking is when the DEA aren't looking get you hooking on my puns like they're made out of crystal, got you standing in the desert with your panties and a pistol. So say night night to mr. White, I'm the new kingpin and I'm cookin' my thing for I am the one who broths.


How does it feel to be the size of a tic-tac? nothin' really special, too small for a comeback; You packin' all your sacks but they Fillin' up with mildew, can't walk in a straight line- you're  Lost in my voodoo. 
Who do? 
You do! Crackin' in the kitchen like an egg on the sidewalk, think you're Master chef when your just left on the high shelf; what's the matter Taccypoo? Britain, missin' wishin' it was you. 
You like to claim to be the Digiorno Jesus, turning pizza into wine- Mmm! So delicious! But anyone can use a blender don't be facetious. 
Now, my turn southern grown southern bound bred like the best damned tomatoes in town. You think you made a dent in me your puns you laid down but leave it to me, they look good on the ground. You see it's me whippin' up the sweet lines you watchin' from the side lines but make sure you leave time write all them notes down and maybe in time you'll learn to turn a line around. 
Now one more little thing before I go, quit your itchin' Get outta my kitchen, Cause
You're cookin' in the kitchen with Nostrum.

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Post by Cheerioes on 10/3/2014, 9:12 pm

is it possible to incinerate this thread

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Post by Guest on 10/4/2014, 5:16 am

Cheerioes wrote:is it possible to incinerate this thread

No, but if we renamed the thread "Tearable Puns", it could Rest In Pieces.
Alpaca my bags for this in tents journey  because wynaut.
Wool ewe stay with me? Or do you van gogh home?

Oak aye, these puns are baaahd.
Well lima go meow, be four I get board.

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Post by commander_chair on 10/4/2014, 11:02 am

chairs.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by NostrumDomus on 10/4/2014, 4:59 pm

commander_chair wrote:chairs.
Chair with me your secrets...
<.<
>.>


.-.


Ima run away now.

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Re: The Taccy-est Pun Thread

Post by Paxination on 10/4/2014, 7:49 pm

/me runs and renames the thread to "EPIC RAP PUNS OF OASIS HISTORY"

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