A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

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A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

Post by Xhoblophone on 1/22/2014, 8:00 pm

Okay, I hope this thread doesn't come off as offending to anyone, as this is all supposed to be in sarcastic jest. I want you guys to post the most sarcastic stereotypical fake facts/opinions about the culture you come from as you can. Sound fun? I will start.


As a Canadian, I feel it is aboot time we handed political power over to the mooses and Canadian geese of our country, as I feel they will guide us through a generation of structurally stable igloos, and great profit from mass maple syrup exports. Also, hackey is best sport (that's probably the only non-sarcastic part of this) 

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Post by mickdude2 on 1/22/2014, 8:12 pm

Urban Dictionary wrote:Philadelphia isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of New York and Washington, it is a city where the Eagles are the topic of dinner conversation year round. It is where a meal consists of a cheesesteak, Natty light, soft pretzels, 
and Tasty Kakes for dessert. It is where there is a Wawa on every corner, and you look forward to the 1st day of Spring when Rita's gives out free "wooder" ice. It is where you know it's a hoagie, not a sub and the shore, not the beach. Most importantly, where everyone is brothers and it is ok to say hello to someone you don't know if they are a birds fan. That is Philadelphia, the city of Brotherly Love... Outsiders will never understand

black people are people too

This is Philadelphia according to Urban Dictionary. And I can say that is all pretty true, even the last bit. Some Philadelphians need to be reminded every once in a while.


As for the state I live in, Pennsylvania goes like this, from east to west;
Philly,
Suburbs for miles,
More Suburbs,
Someone fucking drops Kentucky into PA, farms and cow shit,
Pittsburgh

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Post by pokekid3847 on 1/22/2014, 11:04 pm

I will post more later I got to get my kangaroo and ride to school.

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Post by TheChopper20 on 1/22/2014, 11:32 pm

Sorry as a person from NY I find myself better then you and can't be bothered to read this post. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go talk to my extremely rich white friends who talk with a Boston/Italian accent

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Post by lorie246 on 1/23/2014, 8:30 am

I'm from outback straya mate.
I have 2 pet emus 1 kangaroo and a koala.
I just had my tucker it was awesome brb going down to the creek to get some water. After that I think I'll go hunting for a rabbit for lunch
Gtg to sleep I guess I'll be warm by my campfire when I'm sleeping under the stars, cuddling my koala ;)

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Post by elwin15NL on 1/23/2014, 9:22 am

well just got back from school. ate a lot of cheese
now im going to the whores wearing my wooden boots.
when i get home i think ill grab a joint and get high.

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Re: A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

Post by Guest on 1/23/2014, 10:44 am

Delaware usa.
We're so lucky, we're the only state with tax free shopping. We have a few beaches, a nascar track, no major sports teams, no amusement parks, half the state is farms, high cost of living (no sales tax so state has to make money somehow), no night life, the only major city is full of banks' credit card companies and a hospital fortress (Christiana Care), a couple unremembered museums, and a public school system that takes crappy to the extreme.

And we just love it when everyone from Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, even New York now, comes in simply to take advantage of our tax free shopping! We like being that state no one cares about or remembers unless they need to buy something.

But what I love most about Delaware, is that the college art program offerings are minimal, so it gives me an excuse to leave the state and live somewhere else, away from my psycho family. (That part was actually not sarcastic)

On the plus side..... there are a ton of DunkinDonuts here.

As for my background nationality...

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Post by Heisenberg on 1/23/2014, 12:34 pm

An an Irishman living in the UK it's always a struggle figuring out whether to have a beer-filled tea or a tea-filled beer.

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Re: A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

Post by 4emersons on 1/23/2014, 2:19 pm

Sarcasm. Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think that you are stupid.

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Re: A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

Post by Leagle on 1/23/2014, 3:11 pm

4emersons wrote:That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think that you are stupid.
That awkward moment when someone's sarcasm is so stupid that they actually think they're advanced.
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Re: A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

Post by Xhoblophone on 1/23/2014, 3:52 pm

Glad to see you guys are enjoying the thread! Smile

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Re: A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

Post by Accusing_panda4 on 1/23/2014, 5:54 pm

This guy comes up to me and says "I have gold" so I go well guess what I have 3 wolfs a wild dog with rabies,3 falcons,2 hawks,a bald eagle,a pack of deranged gorillas,and a wild mongoose.Oh yeah and a gold diaper,what does it mean?I have no idea.


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Re: A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

Post by mickdude2 on 1/23/2014, 5:55 pm

Xhoblophone wrote:Glad to see you guys are enjoying the thread! Smile
Sarcasm?

Lina wrote:And we just love it when everyone from Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, even New York now, comes in simply to take advantage of our tax free shopping! and we just love it when everyone from Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, even New York now, comes in simply to take advantage of our tax free shopping!


Face it: Delaware is the East Coast's bitch. You don't even live there, you live in the 'Greater Philadelphia Region'.

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Re: A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

Post by Guest on 1/23/2014, 6:02 pm

mickdude2 wrote:

Lina wrote:And we just love it when everyone from Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, even New York now, comes in simply to take advantage of our tax free shopping! and we just love it when everyone from Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, even New York now, comes in simply to take advantage of our tax free shopping!


Face it: Delaware is the East Coast's bitch. You don't even live there, you live in the 'Greater Philadelphia Region'.

yepyepyepyepyep ;_;

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Re: A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

Post by Xhoblophone on 1/23/2014, 10:05 pm

mickdude2 wrote:
Xhoblophone wrote:Glad to see you guys are enjoying the thread! Smile
Sarcasm?

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Re: A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

Post by bigmatt92 on 1/24/2014, 12:50 am

As for sarcasm about my home....

We come in peeeeeeace


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Post by Nico_Dubai on 1/24/2014, 1:34 am

bigmatt92 wrote:As for sarcasm about my home....

We come in peeeeeeace


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ALIEN!   confused <-- This purple guy?

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Re: A Thread For those Who Enjoy Sarcastic Humour

Post by FairyNinjaStar on 1/24/2014, 5:11 am

I hail from sunny Fresno, California, where it's always sunny all the time and the weather NEVER changes at all so I never ever have to explain repeatedly to people that I live in central California, not southern, where it sometimes rains and gets really cold at night in the winter...

Sunny Fresno, California, that has tons of farmland yet somehow all the nations crops come from the mid-west, certainly not here.

Sunny Fresno, where Anne Heche stopped and went nutso cuz she got high on ecstasy...(oh wait that really happened...)

Fresno, so full of Mexicans that when Mexican immigrants arrive they are confused and wonder if they actually left Mexico...

Fresno, the city in the center of California that no one likes to pass through and that everyone has heard of but doesn't want to live.

Fresno, the place where when you tell people your moving there reply "Oh? Good luck with that." (that actually happened too).

XD

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