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Post by MineCartbrother on 7/17/2013, 11:36 pm

Kid: Mr Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Mr Owl: Well...Lets find out. *checks google*

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Re: Wall o' Puns

Post by jackOPSftw on 7/18/2013, 7:07 am

Infinite amount of puns (and double entendres) out there, but I will deliver you my favourite.

From my memory I think this is from Act 1 Scene 1

Sampson: I will show myself a tyrant. When I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads.
Gregory: The heads of the maids?
Sampson: Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt.


Reply if you get the pun (you could say it's a double entendre) :3


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Re: Wall o' Puns

Post by BiggJ1939 on 7/18/2013, 9:09 am

You here about that guy who lost the feeling in the left side of his body in a car accident? :( He's all right now ;)

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Re: Wall o' Puns

Post by Grimtongue on 7/18/2013, 9:49 am

jackOPSftw wrote:Infinite amount of puns out there, but I will deliver you my favourite.

From my memory I think this is from Act 1 Scene 1

Sampson: I will show myself a tyrant. When I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids, and cut off their heads.
Gregory: The heads of the maids?
Sampson: Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt.


Reply if you get the pun (you could say it's a double entendre) :3

 Laughing

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Re: Wall o' Puns

Post by MineCartbrother on 7/18/2013, 9:08 pm

What do you call a horse that gets out of jail?
Haybail!

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Re: Wall o' Puns

Post by jackOPSftw on 7/19/2013, 4:59 am

The well known quote from the Simpsons... it's more like a double entendre but who cares :D

Mr. Burns: What do you think Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix.

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Re: Wall o' Puns

Post by wedell2 on 7/19/2013, 1:03 pm

What did the earth say to the sun

Your hot ehehehahahahah :3

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Re: Wall o' Puns

Post by MineCartbrother on 7/19/2013, 3:04 pm

I was going to make a pencil joke, but what's the point?Laughing

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