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The Poetry Thread

Post by Heisenberg on 3/27/2013, 5:13 pm

By popular demand.


An ode to 12s

I just joined so give me shit
I don't care 'bout the rules one bit
I'll grief you all and spam the chat
What do you plan to do 'bout that?
I'll just build a wooden shack
And hope you do not see me hack
Even if you ban me I'll back
'Cos when it comes to accounts I do not lack

I'm a twelve
Digging down I delve
'Til I hit the lava
And crash my Java
I'm from Planet MC
So you better OP me
Or I guarantee
I'll hack your PC

That's a nice house you have there
I shall claim it as my evil lair
Report me if you truly dare
I'm a 12 so I really don't care
Wait, you seriously think that was me?
It was my cousin's dog's auntie!
Please listen to my plea
Or I'll give you a 3 on Planet MC

'Cos I'm a twelve
Digging down I delve
'Til I hit the lava
And crash my Java
I'm from Planet MC
So you better OP me
Or I guarantee
I'll hack your PC

You say I griefed? Staff please prove it
That house was my friends, I just removed it
UNBAN ME NOW OR I SHUT YOU DOWN!
I WILL GRIEF EVERY SINGLE TOWN!
YOUR SERVER IS CRAP,
AND YOUR STAFF CAN'T RAP!
WAIT! WHAT R U DOING! STOP IT!
THIS IS MY BANTHREAD YOU BETTER NOT LOCK itttt


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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by ExtraSauce on 3/27/2013, 5:39 pm

Omg do a sonnet about Staff, plox.

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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by Leagle on 3/27/2013, 5:44 pm


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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by Heisenberg on 3/28/2013, 4:15 am

Chriscock1234

And so Chris left in a fit of rage
Acting as dramatic as Nicholas Cage
But he hadn't been stung by a bee
Twas the banhammer of Oasis SMP.
So couples, please! Remember this!
Use protection, or you'll make a Chris.

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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by madscientist032 on 3/28/2013, 10:19 am


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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by Paxination on 3/28/2013, 11:36 am


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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by Grimtongue on 3/28/2013, 11:42 am

Taccy wrote:Chriscock1234

And so Chris left in a fit of rage
Acting as dramatic as Nicholas Cage
But he hadn't been stung by a bee
Twas the banhammer of Oasis SMP.
So couples, please! Remember this!
Use protection, or you'll make a Chris.

This just made my day - thanks for the laugh!

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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by Kevo235 on 3/28/2013, 11:52 am

Damn son. You be a poet. Never heard poetry that better symbolized my thoughts on anything as well as that before.

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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by gretchyn on 3/28/2013, 12:15 pm

love it!!!

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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by Krazo on 3/28/2013, 12:55 pm

This should be the OasisSMP rap, with the themesong of fresh prince of bel air

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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by realgriffin on 3/28/2013, 2:51 pm

Taccy wit da fresh rhymes.

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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by Heisenberg on 3/31/2013, 6:13 pm

ExtraSauce wrote:Omg do a sonnet about Staff, plox.

More tomorrow, working my way down the ranks.

The Oasis Staff

Ariley and Saint, what can I say,
They've been here since the starting day.
Nursing Oasis into this hive
Making sure it was kept alive.
But now, alas, they're all but gone
And so responsibility has moved on
But Oasians, rejoice! Do not be sad
For now responsibility lies with Mad

I'll get straight to the point,
He now runs this joint
So you two, please move over
And bow down to your new owner
He's Madscientist zero three two
He's the boss to me and you
Making sure Oasis stays in shape
All he needs now is a badass cape.

Leagle's just perfect at everything
Well, mind you, I've never heard him sing.
His work with Voxel is pure art
And his house is like a godly brainfart
He's willing to help at any time
And always gets to the bottom line
But grief and shall feel his wrath
He'll swing his hammer and start to laugh

Wes and Panda have gone AFK
Hopefully they'll come back one day
Life is one time consuming feeling
And coming back to the 12s isn't that appealing
But you were always there
Willing to help and care
To laugh and have fun
Back when Oasis was young

Sorting things out when no one else can
Dixi is the sensible woman.
Sorting out everyone else's issues
And going through a bunch of 12s like tissues,
These are the things she does with ease
But only if you ask with the prettiest please.
If she adopts you, don't think yourself a pet.
She'll make sure you rank up without a fret.

The plugins, not players, are his pet,
One day, no doubt, he'll create Skynet
Pax was my bestest Mod friend
But alas that time is at it's end.
He ran away with the server's console
Leaving behind in my heart a hole
And what do I get as a consolidation prize?
A new Asian Mod with squinty eyes.

And so this brings me onto Int
Who's more useless than a piece of flint.
This is who's supposed to be
My new and improved Mod buddy?
Pax was a badass Modding boss
Whereas Int can be blinded by dental floss
He can't see what he's doing through his eyelids
It's a matter of time before he turns us to squids

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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by Intengent on 3/31/2013, 6:16 pm

Taccy wrote:

It's a matter of time before he turns us to squids

MY PLAN HAS BEEN REVEALED

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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by ExtraSauce on 3/31/2013, 9:07 pm

Taccy wrote:
Spoiler:
ExtraSauce wrote:Omg do a sonnet about Staff, plox.

More tomorrow, working my way down the ranks.

The Oasis Staff

Ariley and Saint, what can I say,
They've been here since the starting day.
Nursing Oasis into this hive
Making sure it was kept alive.
But now, alas, they're all but gone
And so responsibility has moved on
But Oasians, rejoice! Do not be sad
For now responsibility lies with Mad

I'll get straight to the point,
He now runs this joint
So you two, please move over
And bow down to your new owner
He's Madscientist zero three two
He's the boss to me and you
Making sure Oasis stays in shape
All he needs now is a badass cape.

Leagle's just perfect at everything
Well, mind you, I've never heard him sing.
His work with Voxel is pure art
And his house is like a godly brainfart
He's willing to help at any time
And always gets to the bottom line
But grief and shall feel his wrath
He'll swing his hammer and start to laugh

Wes and Panda have gone AFK
Hopefully they'll come back one day
Life is one time consuming feeling
And coming back to the 12s isn't that appealing
But you were always there
Willing to help and care
To laugh and have fun
Back when Oasis was young

Sorting things out when no one else can
Dixi is the sensible woman.
Sorting out everyone else's issues
And going through a bunch of 12s like tissues,
These are the things she does with ease
But only if you ask with the prettiest please.
If she adopts you, don't think yourself a pet.
She'll make sure you rank up without a fret.

The plugins, not players, are his pet,
One day, no doubt, he'll create Skynet
Pax was my bestest Mod friend
But alas that time is at it's end.
He ran away with the server's console
Leaving behind in my heart a hole
And what do I get as a consolidation prize?
A new Asian Mod with squinty eyes.

And so this brings me onto Int
Who's more useless than a piece of flint.
This is who's supposed to be
My new and improved Mod buddy?
Pax was a badass Modding boss
Whereas Int can be blinded by dental floss
He can't see what he's doing through his eyelids
It's a matter of time before he turns us to squids

Not exactly a sonnet, but damn good.

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Re: The Poetry Thread

Post by Kevo235 on 3/31/2013, 9:56 pm

Spoiler:
But then there was Kevo, lone and brave
He doesn't even build inside a cave
It's not like he does nothing though
He laughs and talks and runs around, yo
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff are like his children
But he can be found with Wes and Ben
In runescape, smite, or whatever he plays
It's Kevo who leaves but always stays

Am I doin it right? This is my attempt at poetry and there's no topic I know more than the topic of myself.

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Poetry thread

Post by muskie_boy1 on 3/31/2013, 10:39 pm

Sounds good to me

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