The Official Guide to 12s

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The Official Guide to 12s

Post by Zwall99 on 1/15/2013, 9:37 pm

Ive been noticing the increased amount of '12s' lately, and people have been reacting to them incorrectly. So over a few days, i have constructed this. This official guide to 12s.

Chapter 1: Whats a 12?

Now, dont get the wrong idea if you are twelve years old. That doesnt mean youre a 12.

A '12' Is referred to as an immature, prepubescent, young player. These guys will try to obtain things, 'scare' you, and even threaten to hack you. But rest assured, they are harmless.

Chapter 2: What might these guys do?

Well, they tend to think they are the rulers of everything. So they will often try to command you to do shit. In no way do you actually have to do this. Just ignore them. Soon enough, their attention spans will cut out and theyll leave the server.

In chapter 3 we will be discussing what to do when these guys do certain things.

Chapter 3: How should i react to them

To every situation, there are stern approaches, and ammusing approaches.
In this i will give the five most common 12 actions, and stern and amusing responses.

#1. I'm from pmc. Can i has op?

Translation: I am from the heavily used minecraft website, PlanetMinecraft. May i please have operator?

Stern: No. We do not give out op. And you are not from pmc. Now please leave.
Amusing: Ohey (name) Its me! Your work buddy. I got this server under control.

#2 Im gonna grief.

Stern: I would advise against it. You will be banned. Your damage will be undone.
Amusing: Sure. Go ahead. We really care. (Screenshot threat and post to forums)

#3 I NEED FOOD GIMME FOOD

Translation: I desire food. Give me food now.

Stern: Go kill a cow. You will not get any food from begging.
Amusing: Ohp! I was gonna give you food, but your caps lock knocked it out of my hand!

#4 Something in caps, can hardly read.

Translation: Most likely rage, hard to tell.

Stern: (name), ease off the caps.
Amusing: Uh, hey (name)? The caps lock button is over there <-

#5 Spamming some shit.

Translation: None needed.

Stern: Ease off the spam.
Amusing: Your point is already clear, no need to make it clearer.

Of course, it is always a good idea to just let staff handle these things. But when there is no staff on, theres gotta be some people to handle 'em.



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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by THC1996 on 1/15/2013, 9:43 pm

This was entertaining Zwall, I liked the "Amusing" responses.

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Re:The Official Guide to 12s

Post by NoahMCer on 1/15/2013, 9:48 pm

Yay I'm not a 12!! Anyways that was pretty funny

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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by bandityogo on 1/15/2013, 9:51 pm

NoahMCer wrote:Yay I'm not a 12!! Anyways that was pretty funny

I was once told by an old Jedi master that being a "12" is defined as all of that which zwall posted, and/or being ages of 12-17.

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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by mickdude2 on 1/15/2013, 10:05 pm

I am moderately entertained.

But in all honesty, the best way to deal with a troll is to not deal with a troll. Simply laugh at its stupidity behind the comfort of your computer screen. Then report to staff. Listen up, cause this is where it gets good. When makes a ban appeal, he will use one or more of the following techniques:

1)My brother/aunt/mom/cat/girlfriend/breakfast did it
Response: zero shits given, ban.

2)I didn't know...
Response: /Rules works for all. suck it up.

3) HackerHackerHacker
Response: Don't care kid, don't hand out your password.

4)IMGONNAHACKYOUYOUBETTERUNBANMEORORELSE
Response: Laugh hysterically. Nothing is funnier than an angry twelve. There is also nothing less dangerous (besides chihuahuas).


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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by nsuth13 #2 on 1/15/2013, 10:12 pm


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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by XboxFantic on 1/15/2013, 10:24 pm

Well, it's easier than saying a "Twelve year-old wanna-be troll". :P

I do like the things you gave out on here; very creative. However, we don't always have to follow those paths; we are all creative, so we'll think of something hysterical as well to reply to the 12s.


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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by Zwall99 on 1/15/2013, 10:41 pm

XboxFantic wrote:However, we don't always have to follow those paths; we are all creative, so we'll think of something hysterical as well to reply to the 12s.

Precisely. Thats actually what i was going for. These are just examples. The last thing i want is for everyone to recite these exact words.

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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by Olive474 on 1/16/2013, 1:09 am

heh.. this is awesome..
I can think of some people who this title applies to... >.>
*CoughPeopleWhoAreAlreadyBannedCough*
Too soon? Or not soon enough?

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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by Paxination on 1/16/2013, 2:56 am

nsuth13 #2 wrote:

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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by Krazo on 1/16/2013, 3:48 am

I am enjoying this.


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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by madscientist032 on 1/16/2013, 6:31 am

nsuth13 #2 wrote:
Am I the only one who thinks this face is creepy as all hell?

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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by Adirem on 1/16/2013, 6:51 am

that gif looks like it came straight out of the early days of the internet in the 90's...

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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by Kevo235 on 1/16/2013, 8:59 am


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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by XboxFantic on 1/16/2013, 10:45 am

madscientist032 wrote:
nsuth13 #2 wrote:
Am I the only one who thinks this face is creepy as all hell?
Nope.

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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by Grimtongue on 1/16/2013, 12:07 pm

That weird smiley face is very creepy...

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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by Link_vs_Navi on 1/16/2013, 12:16 pm

Zwall99 wrote:
XboxFantic wrote:However, we don't always have to follow those paths; we are all creative, so we'll think of something hysterical as well to reply to the 12s.

Precisely. Thats actually what i was going for. These are just examples. The last thing i want is for everyone to recite these exact words.

Time to recite these exact words every time one of those things are said. Cool

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Re: The Official Guide to 12s

Post by lordgonk on 1/16/2013, 10:33 pm

Remember, if you can successful make fun of them, go ahead. However, do not try to get in arguments that lead to extra annoyances. The path which makes them rage like crazy is enjoyable for all, not an argument between two 12's.

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